Daily Prompt – It’s My Party

By funland5000 on May 18, 2015 • ( 2 )

You’re throwing a party – for you! Tell us about the food, drink, events, and party favors you’ll have for your event of a lifetime. Use any theme you life – it’s *your* party.

I’m sorry, but you are uninvited to my party!

Have you even seen House of Haunted Hill with Vincent Price? Well, that would be the setting. Complete with vat of acid and head in a box.

It would be catered by Baskin Robbins, past winners of Cupcake Wars, the Cake Boss and Duff.

The Bartenders would be dressed like Hello Kitty and the cocktail servers would be dressed as various Universal monsters.

There would be a karaoke room with nothing but tv show theme songs loaded onto the machine.

The Guest list would include:
All of Charlie’s Angels (tv Angels only)
Magnum pi
Baby Jane Hudson
Reanimated Rod Serling
Ward Cleaver and Eddie Haskell
Captain Kangaroo
Any politicians that have been involved in a sex scandal
Foxy Brown
Shaft
Jan Brady and George Glass
RuPaul
Surviving cast members of The Waltons
Carrie White
and Ethel Mertz

That’s just the A list. There would be more, but if you’re on the B list, you ain’t getting mentioned here.

There would be live music performances by:
The Village People
Surviving Cowsills
Tamaryn
Boston Symphony Orchestra
Richard Carpenter
and Fleetwood Mac

See you there.

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